I made this a few days ago for fun. Consider it a sneak peek at what SQInc might look like if Robert Downey Jr. played Roger.
Archive for the 'Killing Time' Category
Here’s a video of someone throwing a brick into a washing machine. It’s really popular, and may be a sign that the internet is reaching it’s end. Remember when dancing hamsters used to amuse us? Times have changed. Fast-forward to 50 seconds in for the good stuff.
And now that you’ve seen that, here’s a shorter version where the washing machine has a face.
Today’s video is the latest from Neil Ciciergera (no, I can’t pronounce that.) Neil is the mastermind behind such creations as the Potter Puppet Pals and got his big breakthrough years ago on Newgrounds with his cult classic “Hyakugojyuuichi!!” A lot of his work just doesn’t make sense, and as someone who can make disembodied Kermit heads sing REM songs, I respect him for that. But this new one kind of breaks borders on how epically awesome 4 minutes of nonsense can get as we follow Adrian Brody’s journey from waking up to evolving into the new god of the universe. Also, the music is very catchy and it’s been stuck in my head all morning.
Courtesy of the ingenius Doctor Octoroc is the final act of this 8-Bit musical extravaganza. Bravo, Doc, bravo.
Justas pointed one of these out below. At the end of the video are several more links to additional prank videos by the same guy. And they are awesome.
I haven’t tried out Chat Roulette myself. Given it’s reputation, it seems like there’s only four kinds of people on Chat Roulette: the masturbators, the pranksters, groups who go on to laugh at the masturbators and pranksters, and the people who don’t know any better. So unless you’re with your friends or have some awesome gimmick to punk people with, you’re either a pervert or a victim.
On the heels of “Space Jeff Game” comes Pstonie’s own finished adventure game masterpiece! In this one, you’re an abstract Yugoslavian gentleman in pursuit of two golden boobs. Along the way, you meet many objects, contemplate things, and harm yourself in interesting ways. You can experience the adventure in it’s entirely here in the forums. A fair bit of caution, though – this one contains explicit language and poorly-drawn frontal nudity. If that’s up your alley, good for you! If not, well, try to enjoy otherwise. It has a fish in it.
Every Friday for the last several weeks, I’ve been watching this fellow named Paw do a playthrough commentary on “King’s Quest 5,” and after 21 episodes, he’s finally done. These play-throughs are basically “Mystery Science Theater” for video games where the player provides a funny/frustrated commentary throughout the game. If you’re a fan of the King’s Quest series (and have a lot of free time on your hands – all 21 parts are just over 3 hours,) I recommend checking this one out. His reactions to some of the puzzle solutions are priceless.
He also does a short sketch halfway through the last video where he dresses up as King Graham and wanders around town solving puzzles.
AFTER-THOUGHT: There’s also another brilliant play-through I watched (these things are great to listen to at work) done by The Spoony One where he tries to review all of Final Fantasy VIII but gives up partway into the second disc to preserve his insanity.
Speaking of Chuck Norris, Weird Al has thrown Charles Nelson Reilly’s name into the hat for the title of “Most Ridiculously Awesome Celebrity Superhero on the Internet” with his new Internet Leaks song “CNR.”
My vote still goes to Christopher Walken for that title. He can fly.
The first solar eclipse occurred the first time the moon passed between the earth and sun. Chuck Norris had nothing to do with this as the event took place 4 billions years ago, and he was born in 1940.
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, then you have a total of ten dollars combined. The presence of Chuck Norris does not alter numerical values.
Chuck Norris tried to sue MySpace for taking the name of what he calls everything around him. The judge called him an idiot and dismissed the case.
Chuck Norris doesnt shave; he kicks himself in the face, hence the brain damage.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise. He later bought the school a new periodic table and apologized for his actions.
There is no theory of evolution according to Chuck Norris, because he is a creationist.
The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears. That isn’t supposed to be funny, by the way. Someone should really call the police.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero, thanks to Grade 6 math.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He’s worried he’ll wake up and find out he has more illegitimate children.
When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn’t get charged. It goes on his ex-wife’s credit card.
While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium. This is how he got fired from his first job.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs. The judge sighed and dismissed the case again.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. A likely defect caused by fetal alcohol syndrome.
Chuck Norris can’t run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head. His arm to head distance would have to be over 22000 km for that to work, and his bones would break under the stress.
A picture is worth a thousand words. A Chuck Norris is worth 8,420,000 Google search results.
If you Google search “Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked” you will generate 3,110,000 results.
Chuck Norris tried to use his own hand to beat a Royal Flush, but they beat him up and took his money anyway.
Chuck Norris can’t finish a “color by numbers” because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Why hasn’t anyone arrested this psychotic bastard yet?
Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is. Chuck Norris is always late.
Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. They’ve been doing that a lot lately.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. If a child is blocking the way.
Chuck Norris once sued the Houghton-Mifflin textbook company when it became apparent that their account of the war of 1812 was plagiarized from his autobiography. The judge put a restraining order on Chuck Norris, ordering him to stay away from his courtroom.
Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy. It is run by a group of government conspirators who trick the American people into believing they don’t exist. Chuck Norris just farts around the house watching TV and laughing at Chuck Norris jokes on the internet while this happens.
Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a beverage. The cops took him in and demolished his lemonade stand. He is no longer allowed to associate with the neighborhood children.
Justas has just finished his brilliantly funny forum adventure “Space Jeff Game!” If you liked “Chris Adventure,” go check it out on the forums now! And if you didn’t like “Chris Adventure,” then screw you and go check out Justas’ game anyway. It rocks.
I need to fill in an extra paragraph here for formatting purposes, so I’ll just ramble for a bit. I’m off camping for the weekend with relatives, so I’ll be paddle-boating and getting covered with mosquitoes for the next three days. I’m still working on TSL – not back onto SQInc or more Ducktalez yet (I know, I know.) Ah, there we go! Paragraph complete!