Relocated Cartoons and Videos
Some cartoons and videos have been relocated here to the archives for various reasons.
Space Park: Not a bad cartoon - I made it for a Space Quest crossover contest and won a free thermos with it. But my main problem with it is that somehow people keep finding this first whenever they're browsing my site. And then they watch it, look at me, and say "I don't get it." And then I have to explain it, and they still don't get it. Sooo... I'm just chalking it up to an in-joke nobody outside the SQ community will ever get.
Verena: To be honest, I just never liked this one. I scrapped it together in two weeks and was somehow caught up in the train of thought that a girl fighting a thousand robots in the desert would be the best thing ever. And then when I was finished, I just looked at it and felt embarrassed. The animation's all right, but I no longer consider this part of the BOM library.
New Year’s 2006 at Me and T’s House: This is that wonderful slideshow presentation where the girls are all making out. It's now in the archives because I've run into a problem or two (or three) with people letting their kids/grandparents watch my cartoons and then taking offense to anything sexualized admist all this quality family entertainment. Blood 'n guts, farting cats, and zombie unicorns are okay, but girls kissing girls? Egads! Sacrilege!
Nightmare Before Christmas/Queen - Somebody to Love: Made this music video for an ex. Bad things happened. Don't want to talk about it. Lip-syncing's pretty good, though.
Cowboy Bebop AMV: Beer for my Horses: Very low-quality video - decently made. Didn't want to upload it to YouTube.
Cowboy Bebop AMV: The Adventures of Spike and Einny: Has embarrassingly bad voice-acting. Download at your own risk.
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Archie Captions
A short but fun experiment in trying to organize a caption contest where people submit new jokes for the covers of Archie comics.
As expected, this went all kinds of wonderful wrong, and there were a few great one-liners, but interest eventually waned. Now it lives on
in the archives.
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Photoshops
A series of photoshops from my days on the old Jay Pinkerton forum where they held weekly humor contests. Many of these are crude and/or politically correct (so not that different from the rest of the site) but still - view at your own discretion. Especially the Harry Potter ones.
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Video Game Reviews
Since we can't pull Lazlo away from San Andreas long enough to review anymore games, we were
forced to retire his reviews to the Miscellaneous archives.
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Ask Dr. Lazlo
Dr. Lazlo Ph.D gives advice on family, friends, and everything the real doctors wouldn't touch
with a ten-foot pole, and makes many new enemies in the process. Got a question only a morally-challenged
gerbil can answer? Send an e-mail his way.
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Ten Short Stories from VHQ
Two and a half years in the making and dug up from the ancient chronicles, I now bring to life
my most horrific tales of terror from a video store of pure evil. Well, stories about the customers
anyway.
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New Year's in Bobby's Room
On New Year's Eve, 2003, Terrence, Bobby, and Nick performed a photo shoot to examine the "emotional attachment" between
some random toys they found lying around Bobby's house. When I got home from work, I recommended they bury/burn the pictures
and deny they ever existed. One year later, the pictures still existed, so we're putting them on the net instead. I'm not
sure if I'm breaking any laws or something by doing this, so just to be safe, you must be 18 or over. Enjoy
2003 Edition
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King's Quest 6: A Tribute to Monty Python
I wrote this as a gag while talking with some friends on a forum. Basically, it's just a scene from a computer
game which I made play out as a Monty Python routine.
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Pass-The Comics
Much like Pass-The-Story, only with more pictures and made by Christians.
Julia Roberts
Attack of Mickey
The Ninja Cookie
Macaroni Penguin vs Papa Porcupine
It Came From The Toilet Bowl
Raspberrybeard the Pirate (His origin story.)
Based on a True Story
GerbilTalk
Chainsaw from Heaven
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Coloring Pages
I get these from work and just horse around with them.
Monsters Inc.
Ice Age
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