Terror on the Fairway

Well, it finally happened. I finally got involved in a deadly high-speed car chase – providing you replace “car” with golf cart, and “chase” with “battle.”

So there’s a bunch of us guys all hanging out at the golf course for my friend Mike’s bachelor party, and naturally, everybody’s already started drinking. One guy with a flask has been drinking since breakfast and he and his friend end up golfing with me and T. Also, we got two golf karts between the four of us.

Somewhere around the 4th hole, we get rear-ended and spend the next minute cruising over the fairway, ramming back and forth into each other. Then at one point, we were sword-fighting with our clubs out of moving vehicles. It was very much like this scene from Family Guy, only we were breaking a lot more course rules. It all ended in us getting pit maneuvered.

It was around the point where they rammed our parked cart and tried to push it into the lake while we teeing that we decided we might be better off staying a whole hole ahead of them.

Eventually, somebody did show up to scold us, but only because we parked our cart too close to the green.

May 09 2010 11:19 am | Daily Life, Vehicles

7 Responses to “Terror on the Fairway”

  1. Jeyradan on 09 May 2010 at 11:25 am #

    Clearly, I have to have a bachelor party.

  2. Chris on 09 May 2010 at 12:11 pm #

    You can’t have one. You only get Bachelorette parties. You can still golf, though. And drive golf carts. It’s up to the bride.

  3. mjomble on 09 May 2010 at 4:18 pm #

    Ah, the epic car chase. A true rite of passage for the modern man. I’m still looking forward to mine.

  4. the beezer on 09 May 2010 at 9:46 pm #

    It was Epic.

  5. jolly_old_saint on 10 May 2010 at 1:40 am #

    Its just as I’ve always said…more people should duel over more things with golf clubs.

  6. blubface on 12 May 2010 at 5:29 pm #

    LOL dude your blogs make my depresion go away easely, plus, the club fight was AWESOME! but not as awesome as the CHikin fight

  7. blubface on 12 Oct 2010 at 8:55 pm #

    forget what i said

    it was kinda epic though

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